The DJ’s Twelve Gigs Of Christmas

With the silly season upon us, we’ve had a bit of fun in the Mastermix office! The creative maestro that is Dave Evans has put together this little tribute to DJs everywhere who are on the long run up to Christmas!

Enjoy our light-hearted take on this crazy time of year, and we wish you all a prosperous party season!

Sing along now, you know the tune…

On the first gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
A pub singing Mariah Carey

On the second gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
2 PC’s crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the third gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the fourth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the fifth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the sixth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the seventh gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
7 ‘Can I MC?’
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the eighth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
8 once-a-year drinkers,
7 ‘Can I MC?’
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the ninth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
9 Christmas jumpers,
8 once-a-year drinkers,
7 ‘Can I MC?’
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the tenth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
10 where’s your vinyl?
9 Christmas jumpers,
8 once-a-year drinkers,
7 ‘Can I MC?’
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the eleventh gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
11 work do’s fighting,
10 where’s your vinyl?
9 Christmas jumpers,
8 once-a-year drinkers,
7 ‘Can I MC?’
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

On the twelfth gig of Christmas
My night seemed to be…
12 straight nights working,
11 work do’s fighting,
10 where’s your vinyl?
9 Christmas jumpers,
8 once-a-year drinkers,
7 ‘Can I MC?’
6 limiters tripping,
MAD FRI-DEEEEEE!
4 ‘play my songs now!’
3 bar staff missing,
2 PCs crashing and…
A pub singing Mariah Carey!

To all you DJs out there, we salute you! Have a very Merry Christmas!

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